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Nov 11, 2022Liked by Talia Lavin

Tal, please know that this conglomeration of words made me laugh aloud twice this morning: "It looks like a squid got trapped in a sea of its own blood and was then cruelly forced to wear a bread yarmulke." Thanks for all the words, wisdom & sandwiches!

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That photo of the chop suey sandwich will haunt me... 😩

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Way to get 2 out of the way at once. Good riddance. And include Jacob and Esau, which actually works.

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Nov 11, 2022·edited Nov 11, 2022

I was horrified after moving to Texas and receiving "chow mein" that was a packet of crispy noodles and a very brown saucy container. That being said, all of those pics look kind of bomb...

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Being very familiar with chow mein as a staple on Chinese restaurant menus in England growing up, I saw the title of this post and was like "No, no, no! That can't possibly be right!" and then my imagined horror was confirmed when I clicked through to the article. OMG! Cthulhu on a bun, indeed...

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This was delightful! Seconding the love for the bread yarmulke. Good God, I’ve seen a lot of horrifying American food, but this is the first time reading about one has caused me physical pain. A culinary felony.

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