The pillar of unvirtue, the Aleister Crowley of sandwiches
God, you are a national treasure. It is all I can do not to jump up and down on my chair while greedily ingesting your diamonds and pearls. When I read the part about clearing your metaphorical throat before getting to the issue, I gasped. How brilliant and self aware. The way you layer so much depth onto a topic as allegedly uncomplicated as a damn sandwich gives me life. A million times, thank you.
Wow. That was awesome, as in the true meaning of the word.
Now I’m contemplating a donut grilled cheese. There is a croissant bread Schwartz Brothers makes that can be grill cheesed… why not?
‘Yes, you can do this. You can eat the doughnut sandwich.’ Words to live by.
Oh my god Talia. That was AMAZING.